Future Generation......
Source : Unknown.
A "computer" was sumthing on TV FRM a sci-fic show of note~
a "window" frm where ur love letter comes darling!! n "RAM" was d cousin of a goat!!
"Meg" was d name of my grlfrnd..
and "gig" was a job 4 ni8s..
nw dey all mean different things..
n dat really "megabytes"..!!
an "application" was 4 employment!!
a "progrm" was a tv show!!
a "cursor" use profanity..
a :keyboard: was a piano...
"memory" was sumthing dat u lost with age!!
a "cd" was a bank account ...
& if u ve 3 inch "floppy" ..u hoped nobody found. OUT.....
"compress" was sumthng u did 2 d garbage!!
nt sumthng u did 2 a "file"!!!
& if u "unzipped" anything in public u would b in a jail for a while!!
"log on" was addding wood 2 d fire!!
"hard drive" was a long trip on d board ...
a "mouse" pad was where a mouse lived...
& a "backup" happened 2 ur commode...
"cut" u did with a pocket knife!!!
"paste" u did with glue!!
a web was a spider's home!!!!
& a "virus" was d flu..
i guess i'll stick 2 my "pad" n paper....
& d memory in my head i hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash!!!
but when it happens dey wish dey r dead....
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